growingobsession:

i-want-moriarty:

nugget-biscuit:

foryouistellify:

starjordan10:

xshootinstars:

duamuteffe:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

taikonaut:

apiphile:

prologi:

whateverlizzie:

siuilaruin:

numbrocker:

gothicbarbarian:

nupinoop296:

imkirby:

cat-acomb:

sexwithgod:

Jagermeister? I don’t even drink it… 

My shirt has the superman logo… I can fly :D

STRIPES

I have the powers of the Alliance from World of Warcraft

SWEET

Weeping Angels. BLINK AND DIE, MOTHAFUCKERS.

Triathlon tshirt. Swim, Bike, and Running!!! \o/

I’m wearing plaid…

SUPER LESBIAN!

Pirates of the Caribbean…

I’M JOHNNY DEPP

I’m wearing my ‘nerds 2^2 ever’ shirt. So… pretty much nothing changes?

Apparently I have heroin-based superpowers.

I should be so fucking lucky.

ATOMIC ENERGY. FUCK YEAH.

I’m naked… NORK POWAH!!!

I’m still in my pajamas.  They say “I <3 My Bed”  So apparently that’s my power, then.  Huh.

flag of the uk …? bollocks

I have Legend of Zelda powers

Oh fuck yes

I AM SCOTT PILGRIM

I AM KNIVES CHAU

“Honey, you should see me in a crown” I am either Moriarty, of just look really freaking good in a crown.

“THINGS TO DO:

1. Get up

2. Survive

3. Go back to bed”

I don’t…

BY THE POWER OF ENGLAND  THE UNITED KINGDOM
No seriously. I wear a jumper with the Union flag on it 

(Source: otomegane)